Monday, November 14, 2011

Reindeer Poop Pems

Reindeer Poop
You could use chocolate covered raisins or nuts for Reindeer Poop
Each section is a separate poem

I woke up with such a scare when I heard Santa call...
"Now dash away, dash away, dash away all!
I ran to the lawn and in the snowy white drifts,
those nasty reindeer had left "little gifts".
I got an old shovel and started to scoop
neat little piles of "reindeer poop".
But to throw them away, seemed such a waste,
So I saved them, thinking ~ you might like a taste!
As I finished my task, which took quite awhile,
Old Santa passed by and he sheepishly smiled.
And I heard him exclaim as he rose in the sky
"Well, they're not potty trained, but at least they can fly!"

For all the souls who hate the noise of Christmas cheer and lights and toys
For Mr. Scrooge, and Mrs. too, here's a little gift for you...
A lump of coal won't be enough to make up for the shine and fluff,
So, here's a scoop of reindeer poop to offset all that Christmas Goop!!!

Christmas is coming and so are the deer
listen closely and you will hear,
And 'long with them comes a special treat,
Reindeer droppings for you to eat!!!!!

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